Glossary Of Terms

This glossary of unconventional terms used in the the blog will be defined on this constantly updated post. Enjoy, and try to work as many of them as you can into normal conversation. See how long it takes for someone to tell you how much of a tool you are.

Bands are included

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> ball-sackity - similar but not identical to the bomb-diggity
> bouncer - asshole that stands by a door
> Black metal - intense to the point where sounds are indistinguishable from one another and it pretty much sounds almost ambient
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> crowd surfing - only the ball-sackity. being held up by everyone in a crowd and being pushed up to the front
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> dope, the - something awesome. I do not endorse dope.
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> emo - where do I start...
> ENTIRE FUCKING BLOG - if you actually looked this up, you are a dumbass.
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> goatsexual - sexually attracted only to goats
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> Ian MacKaye - singer of Minor Threat; wrote gospel for straight edge movement
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> Lars - Lars Ulrich = asshole
> lemming - possibly the most hard-core animal of all time
> List Of Bands With Painfully Obvious Metal Names - nonexistent list
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> Manowar - gives viking metal a bad name
> metal - *sighhhh...*
> mosh pit - a pit where moshing occurs
> moshing - erratic contact dancing that originated with late 70s-early 80s hardcore punk movement; not violent unless some drunk jock d-bag decides to come in and fight
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> New Wave Of Alternative Retro-Metal - see "ENTIRE FUCKING BLOG"
> NWOBHM - New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
> NWOARM - see "New Wave Of Alternative Heavy Metal"
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> Power metal - blame Robert Plant.
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> riffage - qualitative noun form of "riff"
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> Sabbathesque - of or pertaining to Black Sabbath
> screamo - portmanteau of "scream" and "emo"; see "emo"
> straight edge - don't drink, don't smoke (or do any shit), don't fuck casually.
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> Zeppelinesque - of or pertaining to the greatest band of all time